i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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