How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
if only i could text you this smell
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
only you would photoshop your dick
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
