As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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