That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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