I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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