I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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