Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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