Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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