I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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