Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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