Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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