My liver just broke up with me...
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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