Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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