yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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