You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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