saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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