do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
