I think scott just propositioned me for sex
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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