i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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