I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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