I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I have aggressive nipples.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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