I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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