I just saw a hot homeless man
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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