no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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