Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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