I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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