brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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