So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Only a mothe r could love this liver
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
