I cockslap morals
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I don't think brook has ever known best
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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