we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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