How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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