You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My penis needs a shock collar
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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