Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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