what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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