i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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