i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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