i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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