i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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