shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
wow bdsm is so cute
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