have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
