Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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