Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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