how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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