he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
