That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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