Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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