You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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