fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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