we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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