its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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