Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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