I accidentally had phone sex last night
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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