I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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