U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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